lunacordelia:

Explaining tumblr is like explaining what water tastes like

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

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religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

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comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

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demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

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kangarootcanal:

accidentally opening internet explorer

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