last night i had a dream that lesbians were a massive source of energy and the government started paying me to make out with girls to generate power and that’s how gay marriage was legalized in north carolina
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
why were dinosaurs so big
because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
You can never have too much pancake-stealing kitten on your blog
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
“And what are we, then? Idiots?”
“That’s not what I meant.”
heh Jethro’s face in the second gif
don’t make me laugh timelord, i’m a sorcerer.
PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT
step one: go outside for once.
but the outernet is scary